As the resident sex researcher has entered his early 40s, he’s noted a few things about younger women that some other readers of similar age feeling inspired by mid-life crisis, reading this blog and taking online pickup artist courses may need warned about:

1 – They’re more flexible than we are. You can throw your back out.

2 – Lately I’ve noticed that the girls in their early 20s seem to like having sex on the floor. Two words – rug burn.

3 – They don’t date; they just fuck.  Why is this a warning? Fucking for 4 hours takes a lot more energy than dinner, a movie and an hour of fucking. Make her get on top.

4 – They’re wild. You BETTER read this blog before you date a young 20-something. Actually, you better read something a lot kinkier than this blog.

I’d do a post on all the good things about them, but I don’t have that long…

Earlier today I stumbled across the blog of Emmanuelle Jameson, “Second Life’s biggest pornstar.”  For those of you not familiar with it, Second Life is a huge virtual reality world with millions of members.

I played some on the Second Life virtual reality world a few years back. It was fun for a while but nothing worth obsessing over.  Other people disagreed to such an extent that plenty of people make their real world incomes from their Second Life occupations.  Apparently this includes – Second Life porn.

At the time I checked it out, there wasn’t really, as far as I could tell, such a thing as Second Life sex. The avatars simply weren’t anatomically configured for it.  There was (and still is) even a sex oriented VR world competing with Second Life called Utherverse or Red Light Center.

Apparently someone figured out a way around the anatomical insufficiencies of the SL avatars and now there’s VR porn.  With Second Life’s great graphics, large member base and generally great features SL porn may be worth a look.

When eating pussy, don't be a pussy

Here’s some excellent advice guys:

When eating pussy, don’t be a pussy.

Take it to the extreme.

Let her ride your fucking face! (Hell yeah!)

Stick your tongue in her pussy.

Lick every ounce of wetness she’s dripping just for you.

Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it’s the last time you will ever eat.

Nibble, kiss, slurp, suck.

Make her fucking scream.

Then maybe, just maybe, she will make you a sandwich.

By the way, ladies: Who needs the fucking sandwich after all that! Not me. Ride my face like you want my whole head inside you and after you a cum a half dozen times if you’re so nice as to slide a hand down for an extended grope of my cock, I’m good.

In the process of ongoing research into the sordid (excellent!) and spam filled (not so excellent!) world of Craigslist personals, I had the following brief email exchange.

kk call/text me from now on you can get my # from my profile once you verify youre over 18 and all, its free for guys/girls to verify and it helps me feel safe so its really important to me.   www.spamlinkhere  once you verify call/text me i dont really check email often and i wanna at least meet soon

> Yeah, I’m for real. I have a credit card for whatever link you’re
> going to send me to, but I am a crazy homicidal stalker anyway.

> On Tue, Apr 10, 2012 at 6:48 AM, Trisha M <heynamestrish@mailoks.com>wrote:

> sorry i didnt message u back sooner.. i just wanna make sure ur
> real and serious abt meeting. let me know, i attached a pic btw

So, our spammer Trisha (not her real name but that is her real email) will feel safe dating an admitted “crazy homicidal stalker” as long as he puts his credit card number into her spam link.

So, aside from a laugh, what can we learn from this dear students?  A credit card number does not make someone safe or unsafe to date.  If you can’t read obvious red flags like someone admitting that he is a crazy homicidal stalker, you’re screwed…and not in a good way.

What else can we learn?  If you are actually asking someone to fill out one of these bullshit forms with the “free” registration that ends up costing $60 a month until you cancel your credit card, you’re either a spammer or an idiot.

So you’re looking for that quick hookup and not wanting to spend the cash for a pay site full of spammers pushing other pay sites in a vicious loop. Where do you turn? Well, you got a great deal on a futon on Craigslist, so why not a chick (or stud) to help break it in?

Craigslist has a thriving personals section. Unfortunately since Craigslist shut down its “adult services” section in the face of prosecution threats, the personals section is filled with thinly veiled prostitution ads that jumped over a link and a plethora of plethoras of spam. Real girls on Craigslist? There are, probably at least one horny girl for every 5 horny guys who are looking – which isn’t any worse odds than anywhere else, it’s just the other crap getting in the way.  On Craigslist, the reward will go to the persistent, but there are a few things to watch out for:

1 – If her email suggests you go to “safedates.xyz” and sign up for the free membership and then look up her profile “hornysexbunny6969″, she’s a spammer. She’ll tell you that the credit card is *only* to verify you’re not a psycho killer or that you’re over 18. Because, of course, no psycho killer ever had a credit card and no horny teenage boy would ever think of lifting Dad’s Visa. That “free” membership will cost you dearly in montly recurring charges you agreed to in the fine print and with Peggy the customer service “lady’s” limited hours and more limited command of English, don’t count on an easy time cancelling.

2 – Get a separate email and a separate cell phone. I’ve said this in other posts on other topics, but can’t emphasize it enough. Even if you’re a single guy (or gal), too much can go wrong using your permanent contact information – stalkers, leaks to future employers, mom recognizing your number on caller ID when it’s her ad…

3 – Ladies. If you decide Craigslist is the route you’re taking, be careful. Since no sane guy is going to fall for any identification schemes that involve turning over financial and personal information to someone over the net, you’re going to need to meet in public and get a feel for him.  Tell a friend where you are going and who you’re going to see. Don’t want to reveal your horny side to any of your real world friends, then tell an online buddy. Guys, the same advice really goes for you, too, but for guys the bigger threats tend to be financial than physical.

So what about Craigslist’s seedier cousin, Backpage?  This site is really great for one thing – an adult services section that still exists and is chock full of much more thinly veiled ads for prostitution. Okay, “escorts,” “body rubs,” “strippers,” etc. but these ads are complete with things like prices, phone numbers and photos. But don’t look for explicit service descriptors like “girlfriend experience” or “GFE”. Do look for a wide variety of entertainment from fetish performers to transgender escorts like the rather sexy and (almost) entirely feminine Kristi Lacroix .  The advice here is much simpler: don’t say anything that will get you arrested and remember cops DO NOT have to tell the truth when you ask if they are cops or any other question for that matter.

Unfortunately Backpages’ personals section is much sparser than Craigslist’s and seems to be 100% spam without even the occasional redeeming real person seeking a real hookup. But there are lots more pretty pictures on Backpage.

There are some great paid sites for pursuing the hookup, one night stand, purely sexual (or at least highly sexual) relationship and for all their flaws some of them – Adult Friendfinder, for example – are reasonably decent deals. Still, blowing $50-100 before you ever even leave the house does seem a bit counterproductive.  I’m not necessarily advocating cheap sex, I’m just suggesting that the $50 might be better spent on…an actual date, a bottle of wine, some toys, candy, flowers or maybe breakfast. When you consider that the pay sites have long given up the “free memberships for women” idea in favor of making moola off both sexes, she may want to save her $100 to buy some sexy lingerie, too.

Fortunately, there’s hope. There are lots of free, or very cheap, sites out there that cater in one way or another to people looking to hookup.  Some of these do have “VIP” membership options, but they’re simply not needed to make the sites work.  The big difference is that these sites let you communicate directly with other members without paying, though they may put some limits on things like posting telephone numbers publicly (probably not a good idea to do anyway!!).   Here are some examples where I’ve had success from moderate to excellent, with my tips.  Got others?  Leave a comment!

Myyearbook.com – This has simply been my best source of hookups for the last couple of years, even slightly edging out the pay sites. The key here is this site is for “Friends, Flirts and Fun.”   One other thing to bear in mind is that this tends slightly to the early 20s crowd. But don’t let that stop you. The Sex Geek is not in his 20s anymore…by a fairly long shot and has hooked up with several females in the 19-25 age range off this site.  So, other than my movie star good looks (yeah, right), what’s the secret?

Guys, you have to be flirtatious and mildly aggressive without being pushy.  This site is like an online version of picking up women at a dance club.  Some of the girls are just there to dance and maybe find something serious, but some of the girls are there to go home with someone tonight. Same on this site.  There are PLENTY of girls who are looking for sex and some of them want it basically NOW.  The thing is you have to use some sense, have a personality and use the right approach with the right girls.  If the girl rates the importance of sex as 1 out of 10, says she’s in a relationship and is only looking for friendship, the chance is between slim and none that she’s gonna hookup.  If she has photos in short shorts, rates sex and/or “kinky kinky” as a 10 out of 10 in her priorities and says she’s looking for “random play” – she probably is looking for “random play”.   That little survey is listed in the “Personal” tab of the member profiles for the members who chose to fill it out – they rank things including Success, Money, Family, Sense of Adventure, Sex and Kinky, Kinky.  Look for a girl who ranks sex and kinky/kinky high relative to the other things.  Bear in mind that many people will underrate sex slightly to avoid looking slutty, so if you see a 10 in both of those and maybe a 10 in sense of adventure – that’s someone to “admire”.

Strategy for this site – use the “Match” function to “secretly admire” the opposite (or otherwise desired) sex.

When you get a match send one of the cheesy “flirts”, buy your match’s pictures, send an email or a friend invite.  If any of these get a positive response step up the game a bit, in step with the other person.  If the first attempt doesn’t get anything, a change in approach can still work – some people hate the flirts, some won’t add you as a friend until they get an email, etc.

Once things get moving, it’s important to keep them moving. At some point you need to exchange emails, numbers or something…move to texting or IM.  Guys, if a girl tells you it’s time to come over…get your ass in gear because the best of them may not give you a second change.

Coming up next, the free site that’s full of closet (and not so closet) kinksters…

How the Sex Geek managed to not be in New Jersey for  the first Geeky Kink Event I cannot explain, but from the reviews I’m signing up for next November.

The event:

• Seemed open and accepting of kink, steampunk, geek, anime, leather
• There was a bootblack brigade, Jay Wiseman, Lord Percival, Murphy Blue on shibari and connections
• Other classes on DIY, LAN parties and clothing-optional Rock Band
• Also had aftercare room “room of requirement”

There were performers from the White Elephant Burlesque Society a performance group that melds a “gypsy cabaret approach with vaudevillian burlesque [and] features a variety of bawdy humor, salacious dancing, and a sincere, modern adaptation of the classic style that has never been more relevant.” Sounds like a fun time ready to be had by all.

I had an interesting chat with a “woman” on Yahoo Messenger who wanted me to sign up with a credit card to have a “free” cam session with her.  I thought it would be funny to turn the tables a bit and pretend to be a Nigerian 411 scammer – you know the guys who know your long lost relative and just need some money to get your big inheritance for you, or need help laundering Saif al-Islam Qaddafi’s $50 million into the US or whatever…

For reference, she went by “Simple Gigglez” and her Yahoo ID is juicygold897.

Simple Gigglez: hey you
Sexgeek Tom: hi
Simple Gigglez: hi .. have we chatted before? 23/female here…you?
Sexgeek Tom: i don’t know
Simple Gigglez: i’m sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you??
Sexgeek Tom: I’m fine thanks.
Sexgeek Tom: 41/m here
Simple Gigglez: Just got out of the shower…long day been kind of busy! but i’m feeling naughty! so what’s up ….. want to have some fun?
Sexgeek Tom: sure
Simple Gigglez: I need a man that can make me squirt……have u ever made a girl squirt? Lolz
Sexgeek Tom: yes I have
Simple Gigglez: gonna change my clothes … want to see ?
Sexgeek Tom: sure
Simple Gigglez: wanna play on cam?
Sexgeek Tom: I’m game
Simple Gigglez: [scammers cam link here] click the gold “Join Free” button at the top of my profile…..k, now fill out ur info ….give it a second to load ..when you get in , I’d love for you to join me in private  ….k?
Sexgeek Tom: But first I’m gonna have to verify your age. You’ll need a credit card, is that ok?
Simple Gigglez: i’m 23
Sexgeek Tom: lol
Simple Gigglez: i use this site to play on cuz i don’t want to be recorded !…this site doesn’t allow users to record my webcam! you know?
Sexgeek Tom: Oh yeah, I don’t like that either, so just give me a credit card number, date of birth, social security number, mother’s maiden name, bank routing number and account number and we’ll be good.
Simple Gigglez: cc is just to verify age..you’ll get in for free through my page!
Sexgeek Tom: I’m from Nigeria, by the way. Did I mention that I need help moving $30 million into the united states?
Simple Gigglez: credit card is just to verify you’re an adult, you’ll get in for free thru my page but you need to prove that you’re an adult …can’t show ass and pussy to minors .. u know? Lol
Sexgeek Tom: I’ll give you half, if you can help me. Just give me that bank account information and I’ll set up the transfer.
Simple Gigglez: cc is just to verify age..you’ll get in for free through my page!
Sexgeek Tom: Yeah, I understand. I can’t be looking at minor pussy or ass either, that’s why I gotta verify your age.
Simple Gigglez: fuck my pussy baby ..nice n hard
Sexgeek Tom: Yeah, once we get this wire transfer done, we can talk about the modalities of your pussy getting fucked nice n hard.
Simple Gigglez: punch my kitten
Sexgeek Tom: Well, of course, the Nigerian penis is ideal for kitten punching, but we still need to get that bank account information.
Simple Gigglez: cc is just to verify age..you’ll get in for free through my page!
Sexgeek Tom: You’re a poet and you don’t know it. You rhyme all the time.
Simple Gigglez: let me know when you’re done or if you need help …i’ll be gettin’ ready for you ..K ?
Sexgeek Tom: Sure, sure. Now the bank account will need to have some money it, just so we can verify the modalities of the transfer prior to the kitten punching.
Simple Gigglez: cc is just to verify age..you’ll get in for free through my page!
Sexgeek Tom: Yes, well, actually the bank account is more for me to take your money than for age verification. It’s a Nigerian thing.
Simple Gigglez: i’m 23
Sexgeek Tom: Yeah, yeah, you’ve said that. But you still haven’t told me your date of birth and your mother’s maiden name.
Simple Gigglez: Jenny
Sexgeek Tom: Interesting. What’s Mom’s first name?
Simple Gigglez: JennySexgeek Tom: Wow…Jenny Jenny. That’s kind of an interesting name. What’s your name?
Simple Gigglez: Jenny
Sexgeek Tom: And your last name?
Simple Gigglez: Jenny
Sexgeek Tom: Oh, so you’ve got the same name as Mom. Cool.
Simple Gigglez: Jenny
Sexgeek Tom: Now if Jenny was her maiden name, that makes you a bastard, right?
Simple Gigglez: Jenny
Sexgeek Tom: Yeah, yeah, I got it, Jenny. Jenny. Jenny.
Simple Gigglez: brb.. 1 second … got to restart my cam …u coming?
Sexgeek Tom: No, I’m not cumming yet. I don’t know if you’re old enough.
Simple Gigglez: k ur good let me know when you’re in babe..
Sexgeek Tom: Do you mind if I post this online with your Yahoo ID, so other people can see how interesting you are Jenny Jenny?
Simple Gigglez: are you in yet?
Sexgeek Tom: I’ve never had a woman ask me that before. How used are you?
Simple Gigglez: all womaan here baby
Sexgeek Tom: I bet.
Simple Gigglez: well hey ..you better give me some “gold” when you’re on the site lol..it’s like a flirt and I’d love some from you ..k?
Sexgeek Tom: Did I mention that I’m handling the estate of your long lost uncle Johnny Jenny and I need your bank account number so I can send you the funds?
Simple Gigglez: cc is just to verify age..you’ll get in for free through my page!
Sexgeek Tom: You may have to pay a small “fee” to the court officers to kind of lubricate things. You do like lubrication, right?
Simple Gigglez: lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is only $0.00 if a premium member invites you…I’ve been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I’m a webcam freaklol..
Sexgeek Tom: Yeah, yeah, I can tell you’re some kind of freak, Jenny. Just wait until you get to Nigeria to pick up that inheritance and we can really get our freak on.
Sexgeek Tom: Did I mention the modalities?
Simple Gigglez: I dont have any pics on this computer but i do have a cam baby
Simple Gigglez: k
Sexgeek Tom: Well, pics aren’t necessary, but large cash payments are.
Simple Gigglez: i dont have any pics right now but u can see me on cam
Sexgeek Tom: Well, hey, Jenny Jenny, it’s been great talking to you, but I’m gonna go post this conversation online now for the amusement of…whoever gets amused by this kind of shit…and then I’m gonna block you, so…bye.
Simple Gigglez is typing…
Simple Gigglez:

Jenny is running a contest until next Saturday to give one lucky fan a pair of her used panties. To qualify, first you have to follow her on Twitter (her Twitter username is BubblesBBW). Then you need to retweet the details of her contest, up to once a day:

RT @BubblesBBW Get a free pair of my pussy-scented panties! Retweet to enter. Rules + Picture http://bit.ly/xM1XI

Full details on her site.

The hottest thing on the net right now is Twitter.  And the hottest thing on the planet is, as always, sex.

The intersection of the two? Fantastic!

Yes, cybersex has evolved and I’ve seen more than one occasion of Twittersex lately.  But before you decide that you want to take you’re sex fantasy from chat to Twitter, remember that all your tweets – even direct messages – end up online for the world to see.  Twitter anonymously?  Sure, but again, bear in mind that the veil may not be as hard to pierce as you’d imagine.

Twitter’s big use for the friendly neighborhood sex maniac is finding other friendly neighborhood sex maniacs – networking.

Finding others interested in sex is as simple as using the Search box on Twitter and the Twitter “tagging” system.  People tag keywords with a pound/number sign (#).  So, to find Tweets tagged with sex, you just search for “#sex”.  Check out the Tweets and the Tweeters.  Send a Tweet or a direct message of your own or quietly follow those that interest you.  Other tags you might check out: #fetish, #BDSM, #slut, #nymphomaniac.  There’s also a Twitter directory, WeFollow, that uses the same tagging system.

Finally, Twitter is something of a numbers game.  More followers gives you a chance of finding the people you’re looking for and, more importantly, being found.  Many of the tools coming out rank users by number of followers, so more followers puts you closer to the top of the list.  The ideal way to get followers?  Get engaged in the community – follow those with similar interests.  For a jumpstart, you might also try TweeterGetter , a web app that lets you build a following pyramid style.